When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

Jack Handy (via shorterexcerpts)

I’m not native Neglish speaker and had never heard of Jack Handy, this seems like a nice introduction.

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